I got the result for the GCSE in Mandarin Chinese I took this year:
A Level next? Maybe… Dunno… Maybe.
Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
"Why would he do it for another vine? He has many vines."
- Drax, upon hearing this conversation
Come on, Groot, do it for the Vine.
WHEN TEARGAS STARTS FLYING, YOU SIDE WITH THE FUCKIN TEARGASSED! PERIOD! YOU DON’T FUCKIN SIDE WITH THE CANISTERS! YOU DON’T BOTHER! THEY’RE CANISTERS, THEY’RE PROTECTED! THEY DON’T NEED YOUR HELP! THEY HAVE YOUR FUCKING TAX MONEY! THEY ARE FUNDED BY YOU! THEY DON’T NEED YOUR HELP!
You “journalists” out there, I hope this maybe is a warning shot across the bow - I saw some good journalism going on out there, cameras out in the street going “oh shit, we’re getting fuckin shot at! they’re grabbing our cameras and they’re tearing them apart” - so here’s an idea, maybe now we can emerge from this age of neo-yellow-journalism? Because guess what? no matter on “their side” you are, they ain’t ever gonna be on your side when the chips are down. They’re gonna tear your fuckin cameras apart, so be a fuckin journalist even in times of peace, because they’re gonna fuck you over as soon as they wanna beat somebody. Be a journalist.
I retweeted the number for the ACLU that somebody had tweeted, “if you’re being harassed by police while you’re peacefully protesting here’s a number you can call.” Like that’s gonna make a big difference. I retweeted a fucking phone number. And still with the spocks and fucking […] republicans with the, “hmm, well are you there, i’m hearing conflicting reports. hmbrmmrmrmrmrah”
What fucking…just side with the fucking people who are getting teargassed NOW! Exaggerations, rumors, who gives fuck if we’re sloppy about going “fuck the police” we’ll figure it out next week!
When tear gas starts flying, side with the fucking teargassed, period! You don’t fucking side with the canisters! You don’t bother! They’re canisters! They’re protected! They don’t need your help, they have your fucking tax money! They are funded by you! They don’t need your help! They have armor, they have the government, they have everything.
These are American citizens standing on a quiet suburban street with fucking incendiary devices rolling down on them. Smoke filling, just surrounding their oak trees, wafting passed their bedroom windows where their children are sleeping in cribs. Would you put up with that? Would you tolerate that? What if it happened right here, right now would we tolerate this? We label these little cities and go, “oh, here’s an event. This is an event that’s gonna begin and it’s gonna end, and there’s an incident going on.”
We keep calling them “incidents” but the police aren’t calling them “incidents” because the POLICE DON’T RENT TANKS for the moment. THEY ACQUIRE THEM gradually, and they’re equipped for this. And more and more and more every single police force is getting more and more military equipment as we go. They’re prepared for this stuff. And it’s NOT going to stop. The noose never loosens, it keeps tightening.
So when you’re looking at live footage of a city in your country where people are being ASSAULTED by the police - side with the people.
I just don’t want to ever experience ever again being the last person to know that I am weird. I just want to be the first person to say this is who I am